twentysix commandments.

commandment23. (Does this look like a role playing gamer?)

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one- anyone who tucks in their shirt should be attacked by hyenas. 

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two- when gaming, one must completely shut out the world. 

three- if you move, then come back and are a jerk. you will be de-friended/shunned.

four- when eating a cheeseburger (no matter how large) one must never use utensils.

five- drummers are the worst. if you are a groupie do not sleep with them, you can do better.              

six- you may never EVER play with your fake tooth that is attached to a retainer.

seven- rips in your jeans may not be larger than the width of your hand. if so, just dont wear pants.

eight- one must NEVER mock freddie mercury, or david bowie. even if they were homosexual. who cares?

nine- jon foreman must be respected by all.

ten- you can not truly rock if your guitar leaves your crotch exposed.

eleven- boys are a waste of time. buy an xbox

twelve- one must never choose playstation over xbox. there is no need. NO NEED.

thirteen- ITS ABOUT THE CHILDREN.

fourteen- guitar hero is never a true measure of how rock you are.

fifteen- when having loose change, it must be thrown at prostitutes or to charities.

sixteen- dont worry about what people think, they dont do it very often.

seventeen- never name your band after a food unless your morbidly obese & its an integral part of your gimmick.

eighteen- twilight sucks. give it up, you will never be with edward or taylor. JUST DONT DO IT.

nineteen-  radio gaga, is better than gaga on the radio

twenty- a single hair on freddie mercurys mustache has more talent than justin bieber and lady gaga combined.

twentyone- no one , not even chuck norris can have lyrics of dont stop believin on their facebook status.

twentytwo- if you dont work out, dont wear wife beaters. that is pathetic.

twentythree- one must never mistake an RPG with role playing gamers. 

twentyfour- if your going to get a mustang, v8 not v6.

twentyfive-if you cant play cod, dont think you'll survive in the military

twentysix- one must know all the words to bohemian rhapsody & stairway to heaven or thou shall perish.

-kam&sav.