9/15/2010

You make me weak. And wanna die.

To Kam,
circle with a line horizontally across... JUST KIDDING. that would be waaay too complicated. I had the best floor burn ever today. Skin is literally hanging off my leg. I am STILL rattled from first period. Its a super cereal day, yo.
Stay Gold, Ponyboy

9/11/2010

oh my gosh, we almost died... 'yeah because i couldnt figure that out myself.'

Dear Savannah,
It is Kamryn if you are reading this while you are at volleyball, or Tashas.
I vote you come home now. :)
I miss you alot, today i was really bored
because it is the weekend afterall, and you werent here. and our friends suck!
But at least Carly Baker decided to come over haha, we are watching the
big bang theory. SO COME HOME. hope you did good at volleyball
FREDDIE MERCURY ftw. we are the champions and or we will rock you, as your
volleyball themesong? yee. :)

-kam.

9/07/2010

twentysix commandments.

commandment23. (Does this look like a role playing gamer?)

commandment5.

one- anyone who tucks in their shirt should be attacked by hyenas. 
commandment.2
two- when gaming, one must completely shut out the world. 
three- if you move, then come back and are a jerk. you will be de-friended/shunned.
four- when eating a cheeseburger (no matter how large) one must never use utensils.
five- drummers are the worst. if you are a groupie do not sleep with them, you can do better.              
six- you may never EVER play with your fake tooth that is attached to a retainer.
seven- rips in your jeans may not be larger than the width of your hand. if so, just dont wear pants.
eight- one must NEVER mock freddie mercury, or david bowie. even if they were homosexual. who cares?
nine- jon foreman must be respected by all.
ten- you can not truly rock if your guitar leaves your crotch exposed.
eleven- boys are a waste of time. buy an xbox
twelve- one must never choose playstation over xbox. there is no need. NO NEED.
thirteen- ITS ABOUT THE CHILDREN.
fourteen- guitar hero is never a true measure of how rock you are.
fifteen- when having loose change, it must be thrown at prostitutes or to charities.
sixteen- dont worry about what people think, they dont do it very often.
seventeen- never name your band after a food unless your morbidly obese & its an integral part of your gimmick.
eighteen- twilight sucks. give it up, you will never be with edward or taylor. JUST DONT DO IT.
nineteen-  radio gaga, is better than gaga on the radio
twenty- a single hair on freddie mercurys mustache has more talent than justin bieber and lady gaga combined.
twentyone- no one , not even chuck norris can have lyrics of dont stop believin on their facebook status.
twentytwo- if you dont work out, dont wear wife beaters. that is pathetic.
twentythree- one must never mistake an RPG with role playing gamers. 
twentyfour- if your going to get a mustang, v8 not v6.
twentyfive-if you cant play cod, dont think you'll survive in the military
twentysix- one must know all the words to bohemian rhapsody & stairway to heaven or thou shall perish.

-kam&sav.